Lace and Combat Boots

America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel

tonight I was at a deli with my parents and aunt and uncle and cousin

and they were asking me about studying and applying to law school and whatnot

and our waiter must’ve overheard because he came by and said “hey lemme show you something” 

and pulls out his legal license (it’s a little plastic card) and drops it on the table in front of me

and says “you should think long and hard about that unless you go to like stanford or something. it’s tough out there”

and then picks it up and leaves

and my whole family is like “omg how funny omg that was just like a movie or something”

madddeh:

niknak79:

Parenting level = 99

two thoughts:
this is the greatest idea i have ever seen
my parents must never see this 

no mom writes like that 

madddeh:

niknak79:

Parenting level = 99

two thoughts:

  1. this is the greatest idea i have ever seen
  2. my parents must never see this 

no mom writes like that 

(via rhysspieces)

I just walked by an adoption place on fairfax with my family and joe jonas was looking at puppies with some friends it was cute

thejamesboyle:

The song is about being violently assaulted and it made me crazy for a few years. I got really paranoid walking around at night and started feeling really unsafe. The song is more about empowering myself physically amongst a masculine power, and the hate of feeling powerless, making light of masculine physical power, making it jovial and non-threatening. I took a typically violent cultural situation and made it pop and happy.”

see you on a dark night

(Source: mexicantwink, via weirdbitterdays)

day after tomorrow I will be in my new !! apartment!!! with my darlin!!!

we’re talking about interior decorating